Mon
Jul
13
“ Asking my wife if she was going to suck my cock soon or should I go ahead and get up to take a decongestant, in retrospect, was a bad idea.
Wed
Jul
1
It’s a little disconcerting to see someone who is already fat continue to get fatter.
Thu
Jun
11
I’m constantly amazed at how impressed with themselves single people tend to be. If you’re over 25 and single, you’re probably an asshole and nobody wants to be near you.
Sat
May
23
Sometimes when I jerk off I think about my wife sucking my cock on our first date.
Mon
May
18
It didn’t really shock me when browsing a fat girl’s blog that there was a picture of a funnel cake on it.
Wed
May
13
Sometimes when I see fat people happy it makes me mad. Oh and sometimes = always.
Tue
May
5
I’m going to cum in my wife’s mouth tonight after I eat a lemon cookie.
Thu
Apr
23
Within 24 hours my cock will be safely secured inside my wife’s ass.
Wed
Apr
22
I guess my neighbor found this blog.
Fri
Apr
17
I’m gonna fuck my wife tonight. I’m also going to stick my cock in her mouth.
